If you were a WHAT?

Yes, my friends it is another T story - one that my mom reminded me of this morning. Much of my sweet boy's humor seems to happen in or around the bathroom and this story is no different. T had just got done taking his bathroom break and he needed some help with his pants - snaps are rough! As I was taking care of the snap situation he proceeded to tell me this... "Mom (pause) when I'm a squirrel (pause) I'm going to say, 'Hellloooo, gorgeous!'" This is so disturbing on so many levels.